Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no ........ more physic inclinations (see 6th January) and ......... the return of "Hedgehog"!
Nigel, on a walk this morning, decided to explore under the railway bridge which has just been resurfaced, much to the relief of the whole estate, because previous repairs have been a disaster. Long story short, we've had to endure the blocking of drains, the scattering of debris all over said estate and on the whole, looking a complete mess, amidst many, many complaints!Everything has now been tarmac-ed to an inch of its life and a new walkway/railing put in place, although the huge puddle remains under the bridge, but, the ducks, Nigel thought, would still appreciate it when the weather is completely inclement and if it ever gets really bitter and freezes over, well, perhaps the estate could make use of its very own, covered, ice rink facility!
However, it was what Nigel saw on the sides of the bridge that had his poor heart and usually buoyant spirit plummeting to the ground .........
On the one side was the infamous, foreboding tag "I know Hedgehog" and on the other ........
....... oh good grief, Hedgehog now seems to have teamed up with ......... a Panda???????
Now, not condoning the wanton act of graffiti in any way, shape or form, but, if I were the "artist" (a title, in this case, to be used in the very loosest of terms), perhaps, since your panda is instantly more recognisable than your hedgehog, you should concentrate on getting your hedgehog(s) right first!
This, and all other of your "hedgehogs" are an embarrassment to all, real life and fictional hedgehogs (including poor Mrs Tiggy Winkle), perhaps a few "life art" lessons wouldn't go a miss before, heaven forbid you decide to unveil yet another one. You sir, are no Banksy! Questions really need to be started to be asked in Parliament!