Moving With The Times

Yesterday, Darrell decided embrace one of the new ways of doing things, entering  unknown territories of a technological type nature by ordering his lunch sat sitting at a table with his phone. Darrell will be the first to admit to being quite old fashioned about such things, much preferring the personal touch when ordering a meal, especially when wanting to ask questions about the ingredients in a certain dish etc., but realises he has to move with the times. 

I can report that the boy "dun gud", a very generous, sausage sandwich on posh bread and a mug of tea were duly delivered to said table all within about five minutes ......

....... to one very happy and satisfied bunny, with another hi tech skill under his belt, what is he like? 

United In Disappointment - Areo Milky Bar

What better way to bond than over a confectionary review ....... which came to pass after Darrell bought home a very ample block of Areo Milky Bar from Home Bargains in town, well, it was a no brainer for Eric and Derek .......

...... especially as Derek is quite the confectionary aficionado (more proof of as yet unproved kinship?).

There was a palpable and tangible excitement thronging the lounge as they perused the packaging, both proclaiming a particular fondest on the iconic Milky Bar brand ......

...... now in chunky, bubbly form, what wasn't there to like?

However, disappoint was just around the corner!  It wasn't good.  That rich, creamy, comforting, very distinctive, unique Milky Bar flavour was barely detectable, being completely overpowered by a sweetness so overwhelming that the review was over before it had even begun.

It was a sweetness that lingered, they really, really, didn't like it and Darrell, Alice and I have to agree, after dipping in too and giving our three-happnies worth. We know we all share an extraordinary sweet tooth, but this was too sweet for any of us to enjoy to its fullest.  Darrell says he'll try and make some white chocolate and raspberry muffins with what was left, which, to be honest, was quite a sizable chunk.

So, all incredibly disappointing, especially for Derek's first ever review. Sorry Areo, not a good colab!  An unfortunate and resounding nul minus one hundred points on our world famous Richter Scale of Noms!

Hmmmm, A Mystery For Us To Ponder Upon

Hmmmm, we all can't help wondering what has happened to the Black Shop (as featured here a couple of months ago) on Eric's school run, that, to be honest was actually more yellow than black, but that's by the by.

It has to be said that the shops shelves made Darrell's bounteous and at times overflowing food cupboard look as if we were planning for the second coming, being only about three inches deep and with just a handful of very cheap products on each!

Anyway, one minute it was there and now it's gone, all boarded up with no possible way in.

It's all very mysterious, we suspect, perhaps something of a nefarious type nature may have been afoot, but then, what do we know, perhaps the proprietors, seeing as it's a premises of some age are just replacing the windows and it'll be back in action touts suite after a quick word with Everest or Safestyle!

At this stage it's possibly a little too early for questions to be asked in Parliament .......

...... but as and when we find out more, be rest assured, you will be the first to know! 

Eric Finds A .......... Free Pond ......

The summer months really are the season of goodwill to all men, as it proffers up a plenitude of kerb side freebies .......

....... which is why yesterday Eric was beside himself with excitement, swiftly followed by instant regret, when he stumbled upon, no less than ........ a free pond! 

Now, if we'd actually got our own garden instead of a communal affair (that only Kata and we actually use), trust me, he'd have nabbed it ......

 ....... as he has it on very good authority that having a wild pond to swim in dans ones jardin is very much de rigueur and tres en trend at the moment!

Somehow I don't think that this would go down too well with one or two of our neighbours and I'm sorry, if I felt a frog or other such water bound creature touch me as I swam, I would almost certainly disturb the peace with my screaming like a big girls blouse, kerb side treasure or not!!

A Spur Of the Moment Splurge

It has to be said that we don't often splurge on a scratch card, but yesterday when out and about with his beloved niece and nephew, Eric suddenly had a funny sort of feeling in his water that he should chance his luck.

He said Iris could choose the type of card and then let Bertie scratch it when they go back home.

Let's just say that the excitement that thronged Snake Mountain was palpable, if not just a bit tangible to boot, as young Master Bertie rubbed away with his 10p coin. 

Then, amidst a much incredulity, checking once, twice, thrice, then four times, they found they'd won the heady sum of £4 by having two matching watches! 

There followed much debate as to how to use said winnings when Eric went to collect it. In the end they decided to put it safely in the Dawlish holiday fund .........

........ to change into two pots of 2p's at the arcade, giving Iris and Bertie £2 each, then they'd have a competition to see if anyone could increase their allotted sum by  even more!  

Oh my goodness, heaven help us all!

Questions WILL Be Asked In Parliament

Oh my goodness, today, we have some grave news to impart, despite all being in a complete state of shock, we'll try to get it out .....

Soooooo, Darrell nipped into Gummy Gumdrops, our confectionary emporium of choice, when we want sweets straight from the jar, looking for a little something to elevate our televisual viewing this evening and straight away fancied 100g (or perhaps even 200g) of candy sticks, what used to be known as sweet cigarettes before political related correctness.

However, as he surveyed the many jars before him, he couldn't see his quarry, so asked the lovely lady owner, if she had any, only to be told, clasp your pearls to your bosom now, that Barratts no long make them, OMG ...... along with Taverners coconut mushrooms, which, to be honest, we're not that bothered about as they have never been on our confectionary radar.

They are still producing the candy sticks in the cartoon festooned boxes, but they work out far more expensive in their little packs of ten than a simple 100g and anyway, they are rock hard and not half as comforting as the now discontinued, soft, pineapple flavour treat Darrell was craving.

We believe other companies might still be making them, so the search continues whenever, in future we see old fashioned jars in a shop, but until them, it's obvious, questions MUST be asked in Parliament!

What, do I hear you ask, did Darrell buy instead? ...... A totally unsophisticated 100g of milk bottles, 100g of teeth and 100g of fried eggs! What on earth is he like?

Pamela Asks .......

Our lovely follower Pamela Asks: ....."Would you kindly post where you buy Eric and Derrick’s clothes from please? My Monty Wales needs trousers or shorts. I’ve made a pair but they’re very rough looking."

Well, what a very pertinent question Pamela as, to be honest, Eric has been allowing Derek to avail himself of his wardrobe since his arrived a couple of weeks ago, as all he really had with him was a towelling robe and a pair of shorts, which really didn't afford him much coverage or dignity.  

In the past most of Eric's clothes came from Build A Bear "Small Fry" range, but they stopped making them quite a while ago (sometimes available on Ebay, but very, very expensive), however, Derek's arrival has caused a feverish flurry to find some more  ......... 

....... and it seems Temu have come up with the goods (well, for jumpers at least)  when putting "Hamster clothes/outfits" in the search bar. We've had to return a few jumpers for being too tiny weeny, but so far, a hamster jumper (width 10cms, length 8 - 9 cms) comes up as a pretty good fit  We're going to look at shirts next.

However, on re-reading Pamela's query we see that it's trousers that are her problem .......

....... we've searched, but haven't come up with anything so far (our trousers are as per small fry). There is a company on Ebay called Splodge Teddies that sells clothes for 8ins teddies, although we measure approx. 7ins in length, they might be worth messaging?????? In the meantime has anyone else any other suggestions?