Wednesday, 28 February 2024

Is Rylan Clark Moonlighting?

Oh my goodness me, Nigel found himself doing a mahoosive a double take as he was walked past the Homecare Service shop along the school run yesterday  .......


..... because there among the photographic window displays was a picture of someone who looked uncannily like our very own, much beloved Rylan Clark, who Nigel pondered, was possibly doing a bit of moonlighting within the care industry as a grounding venture away from his normal glitz and glamour, showbiz lifestyle.


However, the idea of any such possible career move by our most favouritist, fellow Eurovision fanatic, rather took the little fella aback, so he decided that he really ought to take a closer look at said picture.


Although, bearing a startling resemblance to the aforementioned, much loved Rylan, on closer inspection, in Nigel's opinion the hair and jawline didn't look quite right .......


 ....... and although the obviously very caring gentleman's teeth weren't actually visible, Nigel didn't think it looked as if he was supporting a pair of gnashers a la Rylan in his mouth, which, when later recalling his thoughts to Darrell and I, could have been a logistics nightmare when working, adorned, in a pristine white uniform! What on earth is he like? Nigel ....... not the Rylanesque doubleganger!

2 comments:

Mr.D said...

It would help if I had the first clue who Rylan Clark was. Sorry, Nigel! Nigel knows far better than me if it is Mr. Clark's doppelgänger.

Anonymous said...

I can see why you had to take a second look boyz - but I agree, he doesn't quite cut it does he, the beard I mean - doesn't have the fine chiseled look of Rylan's beard and I bet he doesn't have a real live Big Brother chair in his house! JantheFan x