Thursday, 30 April 2026

Check You Crackers Carefully!

Darrell, like we all do, had put away and forgotten all about the little "toy" he had pulled in his cracker at Christmas, until, that is, he stumbled upon it again when he was having a bit of a spring clean in his drawers.........


..... and now, he is like a dog that has found a bone, two balls, a stick and a muddy puddle, all on the same walk.


And, it wasn't a dice, a wiggly fortune telling fish or a single false finger nail, it was something far more exciting (and me thinks, expensive), to wit, one of those confidential, roller stamp thingys that hide your identity, address etc. when your discarding old mail!  How brilliant is that?


Needless to say, he's been rollering like there's no tomorrow, trust me our identity etc. has been pretty well obliterated and he's now champing on the bite for Rob our beloved postman to bring us all manner of other post!


So, a much more satisfying yuletide fairing than usual and a salient lesson to all, to check the things that pop out of your cracker at the festive table a little more robustly!  What is he like, except for a very, very happy bunny! 

3 comments:

Mr.D said...

Well done, Darrell. As safe as houses, Or, is it, as safe as flats, in your case?

Anonymous said...

That is one of the most useful gifts inside a cracker-ever!

Michele

Anonymous said...

I have one of those roller thingies are they are great - but I bought mine !!!! Your crackers must have been ever so posh!!! JantheFan X