Welcome, welcome, welcome to our brand new home ........... it might take a little while to rejig things and get everything as it was on "the other side", but for now, the eagles have landed and are busy feathering their nest ........... we'll just carry on exactly where we left off, all be it with a new name (and web address), in true bulldog spirit, but questions will be asked in Parliament!
Nigel was out mooching in town yesterday afternoon when he happened upon this rather peculiar playset.
……. consisting of what appeared to be blue French fries that looked more like cotton buds, a gargantuan peanut, a rather cute fish that was too big for the dish he’d been put on, a bunch of orange bananas that was smaller than the cotton bud chips, a miniscule roast chicken and a pair of what are obviously some sort of magic mushroom ……..
…….. not to mention a tiny, two ringed hob and accompanying pot that is completely incapable of holding any of said weird food, all making any imaginative play nigh on impossible without inducing nightmares!
Needless to say, no considered £2 purchase was made, with Nigel seriously contemplating whether questions should be asked in Parliament as to the possible adverse affects such a toy could have on an impressionable young mind! What is he like?