Heaven help us all …….
I must say it every year, but despite Christmas only just being over, it seems Valentines Day has now hit the choice emporiums of Evesham ………
….. leaving the little fella to ponder as to whether a vigorous and robust fragrant showering, followed by a cheeky squirt or two of Lynx Africa (for just £3.99), might increase his potency to the fairer sex ……
…… or, if wearing a set of new underwear under his jeans, might help of a confidence type nature and thus his “manly” swagger! What on earth is he like?
How do I tell him, that in the eyes of the ladies he knows, I think he’s more of a cute and cosy pyjama sort of guy, rather than the raging he-man he’ll never be, bless his little cotton socks!
3 comments:
Agreed!
Bless his little cotton underwear, too.
Hmm-not sure I’d want to have that conversation. Why not leave it for now?!
Michele
Be yourself young Nige - don't be drawn into all this frivolity, just remain your charming sweet-self. JantheFan x
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