A Secret Unlocked And A Considered No From Eric (Formally Known As Nigel).

We are now privy to the secret of the ever fragrant Alice's very beautiful, lustrous locks and ageless beauty.

Eric (formally know as Nigel) was out mooching with her in Home Bargains, as they are oft want to do, when she remembered that she needed to pick up some of "her" vitamins, as she was running dangerously low, and that would never do.

Among the various bottles she popped in her basket, it was the Lush Locks that particularly caught his attention, having always been very taken by the soft appearance, sheen and perfume of Alice's hair and then wondered aloud if they might do anything for his own fair locks.

Alice told him that the mixed berry gummies not only looked after her hair but also her "radiant" complexion (Eric's word, not Alice's, she is far too modest to even say such a thing).  This all had Eric pondering, but on careful consideration he thought it might be best to perhaps look for a masculine equivalent, just to be on the safe side, as his own skin is of quite a rufty tufty sort of nature and if he suddenly turned up with a visage redolent of a ripe peach (or babies bum) people might wonder and questions possibly asked in Parliament!  What on earth is he like?