Compare The Buttons Dot Com (In Other Words A Slow News Day)!

The other day Eric (formally known as Nigel) quickly picked up a share bag of Cadbury chocolate buttons without giving it much thought, other than them being chocolate! However, when he got back to The Towers he noticed, from the packaging, that he'd actually bought "mega buttons" ...... as in extra large, he pondered? 

After that, curiosity got the better of him and the ever fragrant Alice, deeming that they really ought to compare sizes for, as they put it "future reference". Now, we didn't have a bag of "normal buttons" in the cupboard, but then Nigel remembered the mini bags of buttons he had in his school run swag bag.

Upon opening, let's just say they were impressed, even beside the perhaps smaller than average buttons from the mini bag  ........

....... the mega buttons were mahoooosively impressive, very, very impressive indeed, with Alice and Nigel both agreeing that they were a most generous, ample and satisfying mouthful .......

..... then proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon finishing off both packets while chilling, watching The 1% Club on ITV X ......

...... reasoning that said buttons would have been at grave risk of going stale once they had been exposed to the air, had they not! What on earth are they like?