I've Got A Lovely Box Of ..........

 Now that's what ........

...... we would call .......

..... a very substantial box of most mahoosive watermelons ......

...... but, unfortunately a tad too big for the diminutive, but ever willing Eric to pick up and bring home on his way back from the school run. Any much considered purchase would have to be of a highly organised and well regimented group effort of a rolling type nature me thinks!