Friday, 22 August 2025

I've Got A Lovely Box Of ..........

 Now that's what ........


...... we would call .......


..... a very substantial box of most mahoosive watermelons ......


...... but, unfortunately a tad too big for the diminutive, but ever willing Eric to pick up and bring home on his way back from the school run. Any much considered purchase would have to be of a highly organised and well regimented group effort of a rolling type nature me thinks!  

3 comments:

Mr.D said...

Good old Nigel.

I'm sorry - make that:

Good young Eric.

Anonymous said...

WoW those are whoppers. Larger than the young Eric himself indeedy. JantheFan x

Mr.D said...

When I lived in London, there was a Biology teacher who used to get sidetracked very easily. One year, he was national sweetpea champion. If the students wanted a free lesson, they would ask him how his garden was doing.

In my year-eleven class, someone mentioned him, and one girl said:

"He's always talking about his wife's melons."

I cracked up. She realised what she had said, and went bright red.