Thursday, 28 August 2025

Too Much Of A Temptation For Some!

The ever fragrant Alice says that whenever she's out and about on her own and she happens upon an "interesting" looking skip, she's always quite glad that Eric (much as she absolutely adores him and his company) isn't with her.


She's perfectly fine with skips that have been filled with rubble or garden waste etc., but, if like yesterday, there's one where a few "useful" looking things are being  chucked out, she knows the little fella just wouldn't be able to hold himself back from having a good, old nosey ...... 


....... and if there was anything of a tempting type nature, he'd be knocking on the door (because he knows it's illegal, re: Theft Act of 1968, to take anything from a skip) and asking, very politely, if he could possibly have it!


Alice said she just knew that the flower pots and box of wallpaper, not to mention a few choice items within, would have Eric itching and champing at the bit with visions as to what he could do with them! She knows him sooooooooo well and yes, on this occasion, we're very happy that she was alone too!

2 comments:

Mr.D said...

Maybe Darrell could make the Flower Pot Men.

Little weeeeeeeeeed!

I'm sure Mum, JtF and Michelle have no idea what I'm talking about, They are far too young!

Anonymous said...

I wish Mr D .... but I remember them only too well. JantheFan x