Thursday, 20 August 2026

Keeping Things Green

Oh my goodness, poor Derek had a spot of confusion while he was out and about with Eric the other day .....

....... for some bizarre reason on seeing this sign, his mind immediately raced to thoughts of Kermit The Frog and wondering what could have possibly gone wrong with his colour and how he could personally get him green again, while at the same time keeping him hygienic ????????


Needless to say, Eric quickly put him right as best he could, assuring Derek that this was all about promoting environmental sustainability and absolutely nothing to do with the Kermit the Frog, who was safe and sound with Miss Piggy and still very much of a green type colour.


And, yes, caterpillars, green grapes, grass and leaves and green Skittles were safe too.  Life with Derek is certainly going to be very interesting, he ponders and muses just as much as Eric, but on a whole different plain! 

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