I don't think Eric could think of a more seasonally appropriate name for a large grocery store he spotted on a nearby retail park, when he and Alice were running hither and thither!
Sadly, on this occasion, due to their hectic schedule, they didn't have a single second to peruse any of Sprouts produce, to see what other natural, organic, seasonal, festive fayre they had to offer, apart from of course, Eric's much beloved Brussels.
However, it must be said that as much as the ever fragrant one is also very partial to the odd sprout, let's just say that because of her undeniable reputation for wafting delightfully wherever she goes, she has to restrict her intake of said gas producing vegetables to just one or two very small ones, lest her reputation, following Darrell's always tres magnificent Christmas lunch should be sullied later on in the afternoon, need I say more?
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Like Her Maj, the Queen, I can't believe that Miss Alice is capable of such things. Me, on the other hand, is another story.
Vegan men break wind seven times more frequently than meat eaters. And I eat a vegan diet over 95% of the time. Say no more.
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