When out looking for a sensible sort of Sketchers type walking shoe to get her through the autumn and the winter, when she doesn't really need to wear boots, the ever fragrant Alice thought initially that these unusual items of footwear shoes in our local Sports Direct were a novelty item for the spooky season!
They were, in her opinion absolutely hideous and no amount of scientifically proved ergonomics, fancy innovative material or years of foot research could ever make them a "must have", especially on her own, always immaculately well turned heel! They were just the ugliest things she had ever seen.
They looked more like something you'd put on over you head if you were going snorkeling than on your feet for a walk/run in the park!
And as for the ones above, not even Darrell, (who can rock almost anything when push comes to shove of a fashionista type nature), could pull off having, what, to Alice, looked like a bunch of under ripe bananas on his feet! No wonder they were reduced from £210 to £45 (and will probably be reduced even more before the year is out), only a clown could get away with them and actually benefit from all the laughs!
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