Nigel's Highest Wee Ever ........

Following on from our last post ........ while Nigel was "up top" of The Shard, he had occassion to use the bathroom, it must have been the orange juice he told us after. He says he made his way down to the floor below, found the loo sign and, unusually, was directed to an appropriate free cubicle with a flourish   ........

....... OMG, as he entered said portal, he got the shock of his life, as there to greet him was yet another full frontal view of London from the floor to ceiling window, with no blind or frosted modesty screen in sight. Anyone (with a military pair of binoculars) could have borne witness to his ablutions.  Thank goodness, he said after, Darrell hadn't been with him as goodness only knows how many brown paper bags he would have had to blow into to calm down!  

However, Nigel, being Nigel, took it all in his stride and, he says, rose to the occassion, even having a little sit down to take it all in!  It  was, he declared, the highest widdle, he'd ever had, having never dared to "go" on an airplane, despite all our Greek Odysseys, for fear of being accidently sucked out when he flushed. 

So when he eventually got back down on solid ground he had all the more reason to stare up at the top .........

..... knowing that he'd had wee at 800 ft .......

...... a fact, according to Lu, he recanted every single, flipping, time The Shard came into view for the rest of their time in London! She said that if they had had a certificate in the Gift Shop that eluded to such a feat, she'd have bought and signed it for him in triplicate, if only to keep him quiet for just five seconds!  What on earth is he like?