Thursday 19 September 2024

A Random Biscuit Review - Unicorn Sandwiches

We know not where hence forth these biscuits originally came from or what they even cost (it wont have been a lot). They must have been a random and obviously not very considered purchase, when one of us was out and about mooching and caught our eye.


However, it would be rude not to review them, even without a history ..... so today, before us, we have a pack of Eat N'Joy Unicorn Sandwiches ..... with, looking at the packaging, enough E numbers in the pink biscuit base to keep Nigel bouncing for a week!


Inside the outer wrapper we found four smaller packets, a most excellent idea to save on wastage, should we not wish to open/eat them all in one go and so alleviating any risk of them going stale.


On opening one of the small packages, they were indeed, as suspected, very pink but, on the other hand, I would say they were the perfect size to pop in your mouth in one go if you so wished, leading to less crumbage!!


The cream filling, we have to say was on the exceptionally measly side and therefore found to be wanting!


However, we did like the subtle strawberry aroma and flavour of the biscuits themselves.


Sooooooo, after some deliberation, the score on the door, on our world famous Richter Scale of Noms for said Unicorn Sandwiches is an acceptable eight strawberries short of a full punnet, losing one point for the filling and we thought they could have been a little more on the crispier and crunchier side for our discerning palates.  Would we buy them again? Perhaps not, but we've kept the other three packets aside for when Alice pops round for her elevenses, as pink  really is her colour!  What are we like?

3 comments:

Mr.D said...

Never mind - worth a try.

My question. Unicorn sandwiches - are they sandwiches for unicorns, or sandwiches made from unicorns? I assume that it is the former.

Anonymous said...

Interesting review and I’ve definitely not seen those before. I don’t think Unicorn sandwiches have made it to Southport.

Michele

Anonymous said...

You certainly pick out the most interesting comestibles on them there shelves! JantheFan x