Poor Alice felt a little less of her usual fragrant self when she popped in yesterday morning asking for our help.
Moving such a mahooosive piece of furniture would have been no mean task of a purposeful, no doubt planned, wanton act of abandonment, requiring a large vehicle plus manpower in order to shift and brazenly discard it .......
....... and then Darrell's assistance duly required as to how to get it removed, because sadly, in the past, we've not been strangers to the reporting of illicit fly-tipping on our travels.
Darrell and Alice worked well as a team with civic duties and pride quickly and suitably sorted and restored .......
..... before Alice left to take a very long, hot bath and shower, with more Lush products than even Darrell could put a name to ........
...... to restore her customary fragrantness after such an unsavoury and unedifying encounter! What is she like ........ if not very, very lovely and always perfectly perfumed?!!!!
2 comments:
Oh, dear. Well done for reporting it. You are both certainly upright citizens.
Well done guys for reporting - that is all you can do. I try to remember only the minority of citizens do this sort of thing but it's hard to understand at times. JantheFan x p.s. Alice looking as beautiful as always.
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